[JOKE] Past Tense

Mary and Gloria after an English exam.

Mary: How was your paper Gloria?

Gloria: It was kind of hard; I didn’t know the past tense of ‘think’. I thought and thought and thought for a long time then finally wrote ‘thonk’.

Mary: I guess you’re right, because I wrote thonk after I thought 4 a while. …

Mary: Shit! And what about the past tense of ‘write’?

Gloria: I don’t know what I wrote; I think I wrote ‘written’.

Mary: That one I didn’t even bother. When I saw the next number asking for the past tense of ‘go’, I just went out of the Exam Room.

Gloria: Me too, when I reached that number I couldn’t take it anymore. Those idiots gave us an exam beyond our standard!!

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