When I was in school I was told: PU$$Y was a CAT SEX meant GENDER B1TCH was a FEMALE DOG D1CK was a NAME BANG was a SOUND RUBBER was an ERASER AS$ was an ANIMAL SCREW was just a TOOL HEAD meant a PART OF BODY BALLS meant a ROUND TOY NUTS meant DRY … Read More
i dont really believe in it.. so.. naaah.. happy, just be happy everyday!
I walked up to the counter in the pharmacy and just my luck there was a girl serving. “Erm… Morning,” I said, “I need some erm… God, this is embarrassing…” “Don’t you worry sir,” she leaned in and whispered reassuringly, “I get this every day!” I smiled back. “Condoms?” she said. “No,” I said. “Suppositories?” … Read More
Panggilan seksi kentut dalam tajuk lagu inggeris Udin : “cikgu apa dlm bahasa inggrisnya kentut?” Cikgu : “Wind of change.” Udin : “Kentut yang tidak bunyi?” Cikgu : “Sound of silence.” Udin : “Kentut yang tdk disengaja?” Cikgu : “Careless whisper.” Udin : “Kentut yang terhimpit?” Cikgu: “Please release me.” Udin : “Kentut yang bau … Read More
Mary and Gloria after an English exam. Mary: How was your paper Gloria? Gloria: It was kind of hard; I didn’t know the past tense of ‘think’. I thought and thought and thought for a long time then finally wrote ‘thonk’. Mary: I guess you’re right, because I wrote thonk after I thought 4 a … Read More
Saleem menaiki bas dan duduk di sebelah ibu muda yang cantik dan seksi. Kebetulan ibu muda itu baru mulai hendak menyusui bayinya. Tapi ketika si ibu muda hendak menyusui, si bayi menolaknya. Si ibu muda berkata, “cepat sayang minum, nanti mama bagi dekat uncle di sebelah.” Sepuluh minit kemudian si bayi masih saja tidak mahu … Read More
3 men in Prison- / A Rapist / A Psycho & / A Gay. Rapist: If I Find a Cat here I will f*** it hard till it Dies! Psycho: Oh Yeah! & Once its dead I will f*** it till I die! Gay Standing in the Corner Softly Says: Meeoowww… . Posted with WordPress … Read More
Everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B” Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs. And.. The lower body with a “P” Petticoat, Pants, Panties, P**sy. No wonder men suffer from high BP (Blood Pressure) Posted with WordPress for BlackBerry.
A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret, and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her … Read More