[JOKE] Buying Med In The Pharmacy

I walked up to the counter in the pharmacy and just my luck there was a girl serving. “Erm… Morning,” I said, “I need some erm… God, this is embarrassing…” “Don’t you worry sir,” she leaned in and whispered reassuringly, “I get this every day!” I smiled back. “Condoms?” she said. “No,” I said. “Suppositories?” … Read More

[JOKE] Kentut Dalam Lagu

Panggilan seksi kentut dalam tajuk lagu inggeris Udin : “cikgu apa dlm bahasa inggrisnya kentut?” Cikgu : “Wind of change.” Udin : “Kentut yang tidak bunyi?” Cikgu : “Sound of silence.” Udin : “Kentut yang tdk disengaja?” Cikgu : “Careless whisper.” Udin : “Kentut yang terhimpit?” Cikgu: “Please release me.” Udin : “Kentut yang bau … Read More

[jokE] No More Floppy Lips

A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret, and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her … Read More