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Photography, Food, Travel And jibberishblabber[Joke] Tak Mahu Menyusu
Posted on July 21, 2011Saleem menaiki bas dan duduk di sebelah ibu muda yang cantik dan seksi. Kebetulan ibu muda itu baru mulai hendak menyusui bayinya. Tapi ketika si ibu muda hendak menyusui, si bayi menolaknya.
Si ibu muda berkata, “cepat sayang minum, nanti mama bagi dekat uncle di sebelah.”
Sepuluh minit kemudian si bayi masih saja tidak mahu menyusu.
Si ibu muda memujuk lagi, “cepat sayang minum susu mama. Nanti mama bagi dekat uncle di sebelah. Mama bagi betul-betul ni.”
Tiba-tiba Saleem berkata kepada si ibu muda, “saya nak bagitahu dekat puan, cepat sikit buat keputusan. Saya sepatutnya sudah turun di 4 perhentian sebelumnya.”
Good morning guys!
[JoKe] Sharing A Prison
Posted on July 04, 20113 men in Prison-
/ A Rapist
/ A Psycho &
/ A Gay.
Rapist: If I Find a Cat here I will f*** it hard till it Dies!
Psycho: Oh Yeah! & Once its dead I will f*** it till I die!
Gay Standing in the Corner Softly Says: Meeoowww…
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[JokE] Women’s Body
Posted on June 28, 2011Everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B”
Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs.
And..
The lower body with a “P”
Petticoat, Pants, Panties, P**sy.
No wonder men suffer from high BP (Blood Pressure)
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[jokE] No More Floppy Lips
Posted on June 21, 2011A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret, and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she calls in the doctor.
“I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!”
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality, and that the first rose was from him.
“I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.”
“And what about the third rose?” she asked.
“That’s from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.“
gambar hiasan:
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Just a joke, aye? No harm done
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