[JoKe] Sharing A Prison

3 men in Prison-
/ A Rapist
/ A Psycho &
/ A Gay.

Rapist: If I Find a Cat here I will f*** it hard till it Dies!

Psycho: Oh Yeah! & Once its dead I will f*** it till I die!

Gay Standing in the Corner Softly Says: Meeoowww

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[JokE] Women’s Body

Everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B”
Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs.

And..

The lower body with a “P”
Petticoat, Pants, Panties, P**sy.

No wonder men suffer from high BP (Blood Pressure)

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[jokE] No More Floppy Lips

A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret, and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she calls in the doctor.
“I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!”

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality, and that the first rose was from him.
“I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.”

“And what about the third rose?” she asked.
“That’s from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.

gambar hiasan:

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Just a joke, aye? No harm done

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Kotobian – Keamatan | Gawai

rasa ganjil berada di Tawau, Sabah ni. sebab dari yang aku perhatikan di musin cuti keamatan ni, hampir 80% member KDM (Kadazan, Dusun, Murut) yang patut menyambutnya, hadir bekerja. yang cuti tu, adalah ‘kaum’2 yang langsung tiada kaitan dengan itu bobohizan mahupun itu hominodun punya jelmaan.. yang pasti, memang tersengih la aku terkenang kan hal ini. hah, cuba la nanti Hari Raya Eid tu, KDM plak mintak cuti gerenti lah kena maki hamun kan?

anyway, selamat menunaikan ibadah (setiap hari, seperti biasa; walau apa pun kepercayaan/agama anda) dan sentiasalah majukan diri..

Garu Guru Gerai Nyamai – Selamat Menyambut Hari Gawai (for those who celebrate it)

komen? ada berani? sini bah facebook.com/blen.freddymanson/posts/191159934267650

Komen Pak, jangan tak komen!

Tawau: Kursus Untuk Mei 2011

Hubungi FB Chantek EQal
bulan Mei ni, ada lagi satu kursus dari Kolej Komuniti Tawau, dengan 1Malaysia sebagai alas. anjuran Eqal Chantek Fotography..
makluman selanjutnya dalam poster dibawah~

Hubungi FB Chantek EQal

Eqal, Basari Beddu Hasang: 016.822.6oo2
Facebook: Chantek EQal
emel: chantekphotographydesign [at] gmail [dot] com
Facebook Page Untuk Kursus Ini ada DI SINI

Racetrack Girls

some update on last week photoshoot.. just a few shots uploaded because there’s not much time to do proper post-processing for all of them..

and 2 upcoming (April) photography course in Tawau..

layan..

Race Track Girl
Race Track Girl
Umbrella Girl With Her a350
Umbrella Girl With Her a350
Len, In Purple
Len, In Purple
Philip Liaw, The Ponytail Guy
Philip Liaw, The Ponytail Guy

the courses are:

Basic DSLR Course, Albumkasih
Basic DSLR Course, Albumkasih
Baisc Photography Course, De'Love Studio
Baisc Photography Course, De'Love Studio

for more of the course info, contact the above mentioned numbers, or join the Tawau Kaki Photo group on facebook

Run Away Bride

after awhile not updating on my phtography portfolio, alas, its updated! just a few pictures here and there but i think after some time my knowledge on off-camera lighting will completely go kaput, rusted and not-appliable anymore.. ha ha ha

btw, some shots taken:

Run Away Bride Pt1
Fisheyed!
Cropped?
The So-Much-Needed Cropping

as usual, my facebook page is the ‘more reliable’ source of pictures.. so go check it out~
toodles!

Quick Update Of February

lama ndak update.. haha kerja sibi (busy) sampai ndakda masa mau mengapdet..

# 1 year already *wink*
# TKP 1st outing 2011 to Balung is a success (link)
# fungus (?) on my SAL1870 lens, due to in-activeness.. AKA laziness to go out and shoot anything
# im still fat and my goal to get at least 5kg off in 3 months was a disaster (i gain a few extra grams instead)
# im back to PSP! (after ditching my PS2 for few months, neither xbox360lite nor PS3 comes in mind for the moment)

i'm back on PSP guys!

new one.. hahaha after years wearing the old one..