When I was in school I was told:
PU$$Y was a CAT
SEX meant GENDER
B1TCH was a FEMALE DOG
D1CK was a NAME
BANG was a SOUND
RUBBER was an ERASER
AS$ was an ANIMAL
SCREW was just a TOOL
HEAD meant a PART OF BODY
BALLS meant a ROUND TOY
NUTS meant DRY FRUIT
69 was just a NUMBER
And then..
I came across all you dirty f*ckers and my education was ruined
