Monthly Archives: July 2011
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Posted by Blen
on 2011/07/29
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[Joke] Mechanic VS Surgeon
Posted by Blen
on 2011/07/28
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A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of BMW Car when he spotted a famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side; waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage
“Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute.”
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ‘em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me are doingbasically the same work?”
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic…
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He said: “Try doing it when the engine is running“
*grin*
[Joke] Tak Mahu Menyusu
Posted by Blen
on 2011/07/21
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Saleem menaiki bas dan duduk di sebelah ibu muda yang cantik dan seksi. Kebetulan ibu muda itu baru mulai hendak menyusui bayinya. Tapi ketika si ibu muda hendak menyusui, si bayi menolaknya.
Si ibu muda berkata, “cepat sayang minum, nanti mama bagi dekat uncle di sebelah.”
Sepuluh minit kemudian si bayi masih saja tidak mahu menyusu.
Si ibu muda memujuk lagi, “cepat sayang minum susu mama. Nanti mama bagi dekat uncle di sebelah. Mama bagi betul-betul ni.”
Tiba-tiba Saleem berkata kepada si ibu muda, “saya nak bagitahu dekat puan, cepat sikit buat keputusan. Saya sepatutnya sudah turun di 4 perhentian sebelumnya.”
Good morning guys!
[JoKe] Sharing A Prison
Posted by Blen
on 2011/07/04
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[JoKe] Sharing A Prison
Posted by Blen
on 2011/07/04
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