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Wonderful Definitions

Aug 28

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Found this on some joke site.. just like to share it with you guys..

School
A place where Parents pay and children play.

Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.

Conference
The confusion of one human being multiplied by the number present.

Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal
A person no different from the rest….except that he/she got caught.

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections, and Confidence after.

DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise

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Sinar Ramadhan

Aug 24

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Bagaimana rasanya bila sudah sembuh dari satu penyakit yang panjang? Begitu lah rasanya yang aku rasa. Dalam hati ada kelegaan yang kuat(?) Ntahlah mungkin disebabkan bulan Ramadhan memberi cahaya, diri ini merasa seperti parasit yg melekat dalam jiwa selama ini sudah tiada lagi. Yang tinggal hanya diri sendiri..

No more ‘something’ eating me inside. (:
Salam Ramadhan dan selamat menunaikan ibadah di bulan mulia ini~

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Boring Joke Of The Day

Aug 22

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Disebabkan oleh kebosanan dan ketandusan idea (writer’s block) maka diucapkan salam Ramadhan.smoga beribadah dgn ikhlas d bulan mulia ini..

Nah, satu lawak ‘tawar’ sbg penutup kata
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There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It’s logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most.What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It’s not working

SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives…

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down…

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Secret Recipe In Tawau

Aug 4

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The long awaited Secret Recipe international food chain is here on Tawau! By chance I get to be there on the 1st day of opening and got hold of few of the already-dreamt-of cakes hehehe..
my birthday on Sunday..is it a coincidence?

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bajir kilat #tawau

Jul 31

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Hujan lebat tidak berhenti semalam menyebabkan banjir kilat di #tawau di kawasan #pasir_puteh dan banjir yang reda telah menghanyutkan banyak harapan penduduk tawau..
Untuk lebih info/gambar bolehlah kunjungi laman #fb tawau iaitu http://m.facebook.com/mytawau

Dan banjir juga telah menyebabkan jalan penghubung #sungai_burung iaitu antara tawau dengan semporna/kunak/lahad datu telah runtuh lantas menyulitkan bantuan..

Balasan tuhan? Atau pengurusan bencana yang tidak berkesan?

*sigh* sudah terhantuk baru terngadah.. Takziah kpada smua/keluarga yang terlibat..
Esok nak pulg kampung..harap jalan oke lah

Image:
Courtesy of ZsuperC photos

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Joke: All Blue!

Jul 20

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“I think I have a problem, Doc,” says a patient. “One of my balls has turned blue.”

The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes that the patient will die if he doesn’t have his testicle removed.

“Are you crazy?!” bursts the patient. “How could I let you do such a thing to me!”

“You want to die?” asks the doctor rhetorically, at which point the patient has to agree to have his testicle removed.

Two weeks after the operation, the patient comes back. “Doc, I don’t know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue, too.”

Again, the doctor tells him that if he wants to live, his other testicle must be cut off, too. Again, the man is very reluctant to the idea.

“Hey, you want to die?” asks the doctor, and the patient has to agree with the operation. After two weeks of being testicle-less, the patient returns to the doctor and says, “I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is now completely blue!”

After briefly examining the patient, the doctor gives him the bad news: If he wants to live, his penis has to go. Of course, the patient does not want to hear about it.

“You want to die?” asks the doctor.

“But…how do I pee?”

“We’ll install a plastic pipe, and there will be no problem.” So the patient has his penis removed, and, a while after the operation, the unfortunate man enters the doctor’s office again. He is very angry.

“Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue!”

“What?”

“Can you tell me what the hell is happening??”

The doctor examines the patient more carefully and says, “Hmmm, I don’t know. Could it be the jeans?”

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